most mornings i open at starbucks, which means that most mornings my alarm clock goes off at 4:30a.m. which usually leads to these thoughts on any given morning in no particular order…

what the?????????????????????????
it is still dark outside.
there is no reason i should be awake right now.
maybe i can sleep a few more minutes.
i hate starbucks.
i hate coffee.
who seriously needs to drink coffee so early in the stupid morning?
i hate my life.
i hate everything.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?????????????????????????????????????????????????
what if i didn’t go today?
atleast i can take a nap later.
no one should ever be up this early.
why didn’t i go to bed earlier.
i don’t care about makeup or my hair or what i look like.
i want to sleep forever.
stupid. stupid. stupid. stupid.
dumb. dumb. dumb. dumb.

usually by the time we open at 6:00a.m. my only thoughts include:
coffee.
coffee.
coffee.
coffee.
coffee.
coffee.